Thursday, January 22, 2009
Headlines For Thursday 1-21-2009
Bush Family to Leave Many Treasured Items Inside White House
First Lady Obama trying to find a fence
Obama Chic in Tough Times: How to Decorate the White House on a Budget
Couple will build a table from Cinder blocks and an old door
Officials: U.S. Intercepts Iranian Arms-Smuggling Ship
Smugglers hoped Cynthia McKinney figurehead would keep officials away
Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
"I should of known something was wrong when Sumo stopped caring about how she looked and would start crying for no reason," said Jaques.
Microsoft to Ax 5,000 Jobs, Reports 11 Percent Loss in 2Q Profit
Software giant plans to issue first 2000 Pink Slips of Death next month. Plans to revoke workers network access and prevent them from logging in were dumped as this behavior is indistinguishable from normal Windows operations.
Obama Getting Super-Secure BlackBerry
Now he can lose a VERY expensive phone in the bathroom.
Annual Mormon-theme film festival opens in Utah
Promoters are ecstatic! This year someone actually made a Mormon-themed film.
NC campus cops arrest student in snowball melee
Riot police were deployed with ice shields and rubber snow balls to contain the crowd
Maker swears Sasha, Malia dolls not Obama-related
These are dolls of a completely different and unrelated Sasha and Malia
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