|Your Brain is 7% Female, 93% Male|
You've got the brain of a manly man
Feelings, schmeelings... tears aren't for you.
You could break both legs and not get misty eyed.
A great problem solver, nothing ever phases you.
Yeah baby! I'm the MAN.
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And While I am da Man, I still fall short compared to that man's man, Chuck Norris:
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
- Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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