Who's da Man? I da Man!

Gwynne at The Shallow End had this quiz:

Your Brain is 7% Female, 93% Male

You've got the brain of a manly man Feelings, schmeelings... tears aren't for you. You could break both legs and not get misty eyed. A great problem solver, nothing ever phases you.

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Yeah baby! I'm the MAN.




Click on the above player to hear "The MAN Song by Sean Morey"

And While I am da Man, I still fall short compared to that man's man, Chuck Norris:

• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


• Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.


• Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


• Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.


• Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


• Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.


• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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