Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Headlines for Tuesday 11/01/2005

Fourth night of Cop vs. Muslim riots rock Paris suburb
Good thing its not a religious attonement holiday or anything

Seal bites off woman's nose
Singer claims he was inspired by his idol Mike Tyson

Woman in Witch Costume Robs Wash. Bank
Suspect fled the scene on a blue 2003 O Cedar Maxie Angler

Woody Allen Grateful for Wife Soon-Yi
Announces couple is expecting another wife in January

Workers spend 551,000 years reading blogs
Get back to work you slackers!

Three Stabbings Reported Near White House
Democrats grow more desparate in wake of campaign finance reforms

New Santana a big bore
Latest single should be called Oye Como Blah

Alec Baldwin, Basinger in Custody Dispute
Dueling dim-bulbs seek sole custody of a brain

Plan for World's Largest Wind Farm Generates Controversy
Many suspect farm will utilize illegal immigrant labor for sowing winds and reaping whirlwinds

Mattel rolls out an Elmo that Knows Your Name
Toy will sit on stool at Boston bar between Cliff and Norm

That's it for Headlines today. Wow! Headlines two days in a row! Must be all the inspirational comments! Keep 'em comin' And remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!

basil at basil's blog
Moe at Moe's Woes
The Capitalist at Laffin at the Left
Pluto's Dad at Eyes on the Ball News
moehawk at oystersnout
lyn at bloggin' out loud

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