Woman admits trying to open jet door for a smoke
Says "Yeah, I'm really that stupid"
Fake kosher marshmallows new threat to Israel?
Weapons of Fast Destruction
Twins Return to Egypt After Separation
Disney picks exotic "Sister Sister" reunion film locale
Testicular Cancer Survivors Have Higher Rates of Other Cancers
As if Testicular Cancer alone wasn't enough of a kick in the crotch
U.N.: HIV Epidemic Continues to Spread
Infected people continue to have unprotected sex
Oprah agrees to appear on the 'Late Show'
#1 of the Top Ten Reasons To Go To Bed Early That Night
Man Hit in Head by Train for Second Time
Man agrees to stop following those "strange tracks" he keeps coming across
In the Senate, a Chorus of Three Defies the Line
Rhythmless legislators spoil entire Senate production of A Chorus Line
'Corpse plant' draws big crowds
GM objects to new nickname of one of their 9 doomed facilities
"The World Will Know My Anger" Shooting Suspect Said
Suspect plans coming out party for Anger
Anger Dies at 85
Gee we didn't get to know his Anger for very long
Do Herring Fart to Communicate?
Possibly. Sound and smell is also reminiscent of Democrats talking
Man at Gun Show Shoots Himself in Bathroom
After 6 hours of surgery, doctors remove bullet from bathroom
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basil at basil's blog and
lyn at bloggin' out loud (He serves Koolaid)
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