Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Headlines for Wednesday 2/21/2007
Australia to Ban Old-Style Light Bulbs
Lights unnecessary because of all the Dim Bulbs believing in Global Warming
South Africa Finalizes Lion Hunting Laws
Simba to hold a press conference praising the action this afternoon
Kentucky Derby Winner Barbaro Euthanized
Fine career ended with a bang
Brain Harvest Probe Ends Without Charges
With Democrats in office it is a poor crop anyway
Supremes Still Working On School Equality
Diana Ross and company have new jobs
In court: Who will bury Anna Nicole Smith?
Getting 5 bucks from all her baby's daddies would cover several funerals
I know that was mean. You can send me hate email
'Mr. Cooper' actor: I considered suicide
'Mr. Cooper' fans: So did we.
Agreement on Burial of James Brown
Family relieved to finally get him out of the house
Woman allegedly stabs man during sex
Man left trail of alleged blood to hospital where doctors treated his alleged wounds
Teen faces charges for laxative brownies
Lawyers insist charges are unconstipational
Kenny Chesney: I'm not gay
Yeah but Tim Hardaway still don't want you around him
Nude jogger to miss 'liberating feeling'
Will also miss hanging out with friends
That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
basil at basil's blog
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