Thursday Thirteen #42
13 things about Dane Bramage
13 Point Comparison of Colorado and Ohio
(as reported by Scott)
Well I am getting over whatever I had that sidelined me for two weeks. While I was incapacitated my dear friend Scott who lives in Colorado sent me this list. I thought I would forward it to you since you can blame him and not me! I added an occaisional observation though.
- Colorado's average elevation is higher than the highest point in Ohio That explains why the average Coloradian suffers from anoxia
- Ohio has TREES Colorado has Aspens.
- In Colorado, if something dies in the wild, it will freeze dry before it rots So Folgers runs the funeral industry there.
- Colorado uses 25% of their road use taxes to keep I-70 west of Denver open. Ohio uses 25% of their road use taxes to fix potholes.
- Half of Colorado is prairie AKA flatland; its not all mountains. If it were, where would they land the planes?
- Half of Ohio is flatland So is the other half.
- Ohio has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, The Inventors Hall of Fame and the Pro Football Hall of fame. Colorado has the bankrupt Pro Rodeo Hall of Fame
- Colorado has some of the most bizarre wildlife in the world Ohio has some of the most bizarre night life in the world.
- Colorado has more ski resorts than Ohio Well DUH! every direction in Colorado is downhill.
- Colorado is on the western edge of “Tornado Alley” That would explain the big motor home graveyard on the eastern border
- Ohio is on the eastern edge of civilization So what are you trying to say Scott?
- Ohio gets more rain per year than Colorado And what little rain Colorado gets they turn it into Coors.
- Colorado has not had a river catch fire! Oh you just had to go there!
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