Urine Battery Turns Pee Into Power
Football fans set to power city after games
Katrina Strengthens, Heads to Florida
Resisdents fled once they realized the "Katrina and the Waves" headed their way was not a reunion tour
Researchers cast doubt on fetuses' pain
Bloggers cast doubt on researchers intelligence
Report: Penis issue harming Thai Cabinet
Thai cabinet moves to Ban Cock
That pun was to welcome back moehawk! How ya doin buddy!
Police: Custodian making meth in church
Perp claims he was in his rights as a METHodist
Suspects, Parakeet Sought in Robbery
Stool pidgeon sings like canary to police
Warner Music to Launch Record Label
Label expected to fare better than shuttle
Ad dropped featuring nun holding condom
In keeping with Vatican directives that nuns do it "bareback"
Wal-Mart shooting suspect described as loner who stockpiled ammo
Suspect says was just getting rid of surplus rounds
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