A Better Treatment for Head Lice?
Democrats who urged better treatment for Gitmo detainees now seek better treatment for other vermin
WHO Recommends More Pig Disease Tests
Health Organization trying to stop the spread of Mad Sow Disease
Iacocca Teams With Snoop Dogg in New Ads
"Pimp my Sebring" campaign in full swing
Elephant Dung Scares Paris
Hilton decides not to finish safari barefoot
Where Are the War Heroes?
New York Times hard pressed to find heroes. Urged to expand search beyond their office building
Teacher caught licking students' wounds
Claims it is a time tested remedy for jock itch
US singer Cohn shot by carjacker
Came very close to "Croaking in Memphis"
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