Cow Power: Battery Runs on Bovine Stomach Bacteria
New ad campaign says "Electricity: The Other Cow Juice"
"Jerk-O-Meter" Measures Phone Rudeness
New technology can block DNC Pollsters and fundraisers
Katrina Weakened, But Didn't Wipe Out, Invasive Rodents
Rats listened to evacuation order before storm hit
Should Labs Treat Chimps More Like Humans?
Democrats say yes as they move to register 100000 new primate voters
Using Hands As Bait, "Noodlers" Stalk Giant Catfish
Obsessed captain won't rest until he has captured Moby Tom
Chefs Battle at Testicle Cook-Off
These guys got balls
Scientists find growing land bulge in Oregon
Prescibe massive amounts of Benzoyl Peroxide to combat Earth Zit
Pentagon Studies Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strikes
Says it is feasible to eliminate all major moonbat concentrations in all blue states
Illusionist Horn walks into Vegas theater
He says "I want to see the 40 year old virgin". The manager getting dressed says "You just missed me"
That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, moehawk and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!
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