This week’s Precision Guided Humor Assignment involves Al-Qaeda.
In a recently intercepted letter from Ayman al-Zawahiri (#2 guy) to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (#1 guy), al-Zucchini lays out a 4-step plan to bring victory to the terrorist forces. It is long and boring and doomed to failure. I on the other hand have a sure fire strategic plan to destroy America. It is in three simple phases and I am confident that it would bring our beloved country to its knees. So please don’t let this plan get to Al-Qaeda.
Increase awareness of Islam during the month of atonement with lively 50’s tunes. Code Name: Ramadan-a-ding-dong.
Make sure Muslims agents infiltrate all areas of American culture. With at least 1 Muslim in every social, political and economic arena in America, it becomes easier to pull in more. Code name: Slippery Slopeydopes.
Destroy everything American from within. Pervert the history, suppress the Christian religion, and promote policies that divide the nation while slowly committing genocide. Code Name: Voting Democrat.
You see the danger. They must be stopped. This has been a PGH assignment.