Global sea levels could rise 30 cm by 2100- study
This year's 0.126 inch rise expected to keep millions off the beaches
Statues of Ancient Goddesses Discovered
But you still have to hand it to Venus De Milo
Judge: Deaf, Mute Incompetent for Trial
It's a wonder he ever passed the bar let alone made it to the bench
Author John Gray Says Jennifer Aniston-Brad Pitt Marriage 'Didn't Have a Chance From the Get-Go
Relationship expert made claim after seven months of separation and a divorce suit
Elian Gonzalez, 11, calls Castro 'friend', 'father'
Gonzalez family calls Janet Reno 'Mother', 'f****r'
Father of Valium dead at 97
He looks really REALLY peaceful
Bar Made From Arctic Ice Opens in London
Expected to close soon due to global warming. Owners plan to sue Bush
World toilet summit lifts lid on public hygiene
Angry women then demanded they but the seat back down after they were done
Witchcraft training gets tax break
Deductions allowed for tuition and grimoires but not Eye of Newt and other school supplies
Oxygen helped mammals grow, study finds
Scientists determined that breathing was generally a good thing for living creatures
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