Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 10/27/2005

Bush Abandons Push for Miers Nomination
Said it would be pointless after Miers withdrew her nomination

Prince Albert's Take On Taking the Throne
"I would use the can if they would let me out of this can"

Robots May Allow Surgery in Space
Proof positive of our cyber-overlords benevolence

Calif. City OKs Medical Marijuana Office
City council hires Doobie Brothers to form joint chiefs

More school, celibacy for Weezer singer
As if he was really going to get girls being in a band called Weezer

Actor Hunter Reflects on Past in Memoir
All agree it wouldn't be a memoir if he reflected on his future

Man Trying to Shoot Cow Hits a Motorist
Motorist Rosie O'Donnell just winged, Judge says mistake understandable

Thousands Stage Mass Barbecue in Brazil
Thousands hospitalized after consuming unsafe Brazilian beef

Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
That's why its called a poo poo platter

DNA Testing Allows African-Americans to Trace Ancestry
News met with dread by baby's daddies everywhere

King Tut Drank Red Wine, Researcher Says
Was forced to quit by activist group Mummies against Drunk Driving

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness!

basil at basil's blog
Moe at Moe's Woes
The Capitalist at Laffin at the Left
Pluto's Dad at Eyes on the Ball News
moehawk at oystersnout
lyn at bloggin' out loud

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