"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)
Monday, April 03, 2006
Headlines For Monday 4/03/2006
Where rejected greeting cards go to die
They all suffer from tachycardia
Thousands of German WW2 corpses in Czech factory
Czechs reject criticism that German corpses might not be a marketable commodity; plan to continue production into third quarter.
Man Accidentally Divorces Wife in Sleep
Presence of Judge and lawyers fail to wake the man
'Brokeback' Takes Top Film at Gay Awards
Followed closely by second place winner 'Balony Pony Express'
Film Shoot Mistaken for Hostage Situation
Film viewing likely to feel like hostage situation
Pamela Anderson Calls for End to Seal Hunt
She encourages British singer to turn himself in
Maine man builds a house out of concrete
Man is confident Big Bad Wolf won't blow it down like his brothers houses
Late Grateful Dead leader's toilet stolen
Cops on the lookout for perp with Jerry Garcia's head in a duffle bag
Groups Want Warnings Taken Off Drug Ads
They don't want you to know that the new drug you are taking may cause swelling of the face, fingers, feet, and/or lower legs; severe stomach pain; bad breath; black, tarry stools, and/or vomiting of blood or material that looks like coffee grounds; headaches; backaches; numbness in arms and legs; tingling in toes and fingers; loss of hearing; blurred vision; loss of appetite; loss of balance; unusual weight gain; and/or skin rash; reduced sex drive; head exploding; sudden unexplained death.
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