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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Monday, June 18, 2007

Headlines for Monday 6/18/2007

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3 Million in Japan Have Mental Illness
The majority suffer from a fear of giant radioactive lizards

Pentagon May Drop Mental Health Question
Three Million Japanese apply for security positions

Romney Says He Wants 'Big Stick'
Opening the door for millions of emails peddling stick enhancement products

Toddler Served Margarita in a Sippy Cup
Another typical holiday outing at the Kennedy Family Compound

L.A. Hospital Outlines Response to Death
Dead people are instructed not to move, speak or otherwise interact with the living. Decomposing is allowed.

30 Percent of Cubans Are Overweight
Richard Simmons boards plane for Havana

Soldiers revisit Iraq in virtual reality
Democrats hopeful that new technology will limit U.S. to invading virtual nations

Cucumber-Flavored Soda Sold in Japan
Pepsi says they can sell at least 3 million bottles

Some See Dead Mayor's Likeness in Tree
Like most Democrats he's hard to distinguish from the other nuts up there

Ronald McDonald statue turns up missing
There are no McLeads to the identites of the McPerps

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
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