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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Headlines for Tuesday 01/10/2006

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Vengeful mouse sets house ablaze
Disney rolls over in grave as Mickey is charged with arson

Bleeding in Sharon's brain stopped
Bleeding in liberal hearts continue

Man Chooses Girlfriend Over Elvis
Girlfriend happy to beat out rotting corpse in her man's heart

Gates unveils his 'Urge'
Public demands he cover his urge and threaten legal action if he trots it out again

Wis. Woman Finds Mercury in Pepper Shaker
Invites more Roman gods to visit her other seasoning holders

Sen. Kennedy to Publish Children's Book
Book tells the story of his dog Splash and his car Sinker

Earliest Maya Writing Found in Guatemala, Researchers Say
Translation: "Those who write on pyramid walls..."

GOOGLE Maps Catches WWII Ghost
Ghost says, "And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn kids and their stupid internet!"

Dogs as good or better then CT scans, mammograms at cancer screening
Yeah but a mammogram won't lick its butt before examining you

One-way trip into black hole takes 200,000 years
Mystery of missing luggage finally explained


That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!

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