Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Headlines for Wednesday 01/18/2006
Alito Says He'd Emulate O'Connor's Style
He's already hired her fashion consultant
Mideast Barbie dolls don Islamic veil
Head easily detaches in case of Honor Killing by Khomeini Ken
Foreign Oil Workers Kidnapped in Nigeria
Kidnappers lured victims in with email about getting money out of the country
Iraqi Gets Seven Years in German Court
Because there is no more room in German jails
Bush Marks MLK Day With Gospel Performance
The President was in excellent voice and his "Amazing Grace" brought down the house
Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby
Actress says "You mean I don't have to adopt this one?"
AP Poll: Blacks likelier to celebrate MLK
This just in; Mexicans likelier to celebrate Cinco De Mayo
Euthanasia 'extremely rare in UK'
However; Euthaneurope is rampant and out of control
DNA Testing Could Exonerate Executed Man
Executed man could not be reached for comment
ACLU sues to stop domestic spying program
Anti-U.S. organizations wish to destroy American values unobserved
Feds: Jackson's Animals Not Mistreated
Only his underaged boy guests were mistreated
Hilary Swank hopes to save marriage
By kicking hubby Chad Lowe to the curb
New Orleans mayor says God mad at U.S.
Suggests sacrificing Bush
Court rules US govt. can't stop Oregon suicide law
"You have reached the Beaver State Suicide Hotline. All of our operators are busy helping other suicides. If this is a suicide emergency, please hang up and shoot yourself. Otherwise stay on the line..."
That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
basil at basil's blog
lyn at bloggin' out loud
moehawk at oystersnout
and back after an extended leave of absence, Moe at Moe's Woes
Stuck On Stupid
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