Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Headlines for Tuesday 1/23/2007
DiCaprio: I wanted to quit acting after 'Titanic'
Many are waiting for him to start acting
'Idol' judges: We're not meaner
'Idol' contestants: It's OK, we're not smarter
Muslims tired of being the villains on '24'
Spokesman says "What makes you think we behave like that; aside from the news?"
Apple reports record profits
They're laughing all the way to the iBank
Man Survives Fall From 17th Floor
Man plummets to 16th floor and then takes elevator to the ground
Keith Urban out of rehab, ready to tour
Singer is another 12 steps away from Nicole Kidman
Lindsay Lohan checks into rehab
She took Keith Urban's old room
Drought drives snakes to the cities
Snakes prefer drive to flying, afraid of Samuel L. Jackson on plane
Antidepressants May Raise Bone Risk
Now there's a depressing thought
Dinosaur may have resembled the biplane
Aviation museums now display bones of the Fokkersaurus
Pet Shop Owner Creates Beer for Dogs
It is served in toilet shaped mugs
Need boost? Take midday snooze
Medical researchers had dubbed this breakthrough 'A Nap'
That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
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