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"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Headlines for Tuesday 1/23/2007

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DiCaprio: I wanted to quit acting after 'Titanic'
Many are waiting for him to start acting

'Idol' judges: We're not meaner
'Idol' contestants: It's OK, we're not smarter

Muslims tired of being the villains on '24'
Spokesman says "What makes you think we behave like that; aside from the news?"

Apple reports record profits
They're laughing all the way to the iBank

Man Survives Fall From 17th Floor
Man plummets to 16th floor and then takes elevator to the ground

Keith Urban out of rehab, ready to tour
Singer is another 12 steps away from Nicole Kidman

Lindsay Lohan checks into rehab
She took Keith Urban's old room

Drought drives snakes to the cities
Snakes prefer drive to flying, afraid of Samuel L. Jackson on plane

Antidepressants May Raise Bone Risk
Now there's a depressing thought

Dinosaur may have resembled the biplane
Aviation museums now display bones of the Fokkersaurus

Pet Shop Owner Creates Beer for Dogs
It is served in toilet shaped mugs

Need boost? Take midday snooze
Medical researchers had dubbed this breakthrough 'A Nap'


That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
basil at basil's blog

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