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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Headlines for Wednesday 1/17/2007

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Report: Jolie, Pitt move to New Orleans
Big Easy braces for arrival of another disaster

Happy ending as writer McEwan finds lost brother
Brother found under sofa cushions along with a comb, the remote, and 77 cents

Hong Kong Limits Pregnant Chinese Women
Sale on prenant Chinese women huge success. Supplies depleted

Make time for family if it's what you value
Otherwise let the little monsters fend for themselves

Escaped chimp gets snack, cleans bathroom
Chimp made McDonalds Employee of the Month three times stright

Suspect nabbed after picking wrong door
Never should have gone on "Let's Make a Deal"

Ronald McDonald statue reported stolen
Mayor McCheese promises swift McJustice to the McCulprits

Winter storm closes I-10, strands motorists in West Texas
Stranded motorists had to miss Al Gore's Global Warming speech

Racial Hate Feeds a Gang War’s Senseless Killing
Bigotry detracts from the Gang War's sensible killings

Three pigs trigger fire in rural Serbia
Police say motive was revenge on wolf who destroyed their homes

Pigs outnumber people in German state
Expect Porcine crime rate to skyrocket; should've learned lesson from Serbia

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
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