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Friday, September 28, 2007

Headlines 9-28-07

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O.J. Simpson Arrested in Probe
I'm glad he finally got rid of that Bronco.

Firefighters save donkey trapped in well
Success came after several failed attempts by Democrats to rescue their mascot. Seems they couldn't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

Mourners attend Marceau funeral
Six mime pallbearers lowered the mime casket with a mime rope

Snoop Dogg pleads guilty to weapons charge
Will spead time in the Big Hiz-zouse fo shizzle

Cities try to shut FEMA trailer parks
Many fear Bush's Katrina-making weather control powers might whip up a tornado to wipe them out

Man Hits Wife in Head With an Onion
She was the first to be beaned with a vadalia

'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' comes to PCs
If the answer is no then chances are you're too dumb to use the computer

Taser use on teen justified, officials say
Taser sales skyrocket as parents welcome news

Fordham coed sues over bedbugs in hotel dorm
School insists all students were given "Good night, Sleep tight" instructions at orientation

NASA to launch telescope in 2011 for black hole search
Maybe they can find the one the liberals in Congress keep dumping my tax dollars into

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
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