Burglar steals crown from bishop's car
Bishop's dentist says he's working on replacement crown
Library Gets Book Back After 57 Years
Then promptly burns it because it mentions God's influence on the founding fathers
Clinton’s Campaign Sees Value in Keeping Former President in Attack Mode
They're determined to see Monica Lewinski's ex-boyfriend's wife as President
Cops: Ind. robber mistakenly shoots self in groin
Police warn when commiting robbery don't go off half-cocked
Producers reveal title of new James Bond
Sean Connery returns as Oldfinger
Miss America crowned at racier pageant
Contestants battled fiercely during new pole dancing competition
Three Pigs Story Judged Offensive to Muslims
In the Islamic version the wolf huffs and puffs and blows himself up.
Commentary: Issues -- not gender or race -- on minds of voters
Campaigns seek to avoid confusion on Clinton's gender and race
Producers reveal title of new James Bond
Roger Moore returns as Octogenarianpussy
Future Chefs Learn How to Cut Trans Fat
Use same carving technique to cut the cheese
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2 comments:
Glad to see you back. Did the surgery go well?
I love your headlines, but it's your comments that really get to me. What a hoot!
The surgery is tomorrow. Prayers are appreciated.
All the headlines are real, taken from various news feeds. I just add the comments. Although I have had situations where I cut and paste a headline link and by the time I publish the post, the news agency has changed it.
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