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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #70



Thursday Thirteen #70


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Children's Books That Were Never Written


Digging through some old stuff I found this list. I thought I would share it with you because that's the kind of blogging friend I am. So here are 13 Children's Books That Were Never Written

  1. You Are Different and That's Bad

  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

  3. Dad's New Wife Bruce

  4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

  5. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

  6. Curious George and the Rottweilers

  7. Strangers Have the Best Candy

  8. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

  9. Some Kittens Can Fly

  10. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

  11. Grandpa Gets a Casket

  12. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

  13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Oh there are some others I'm sure. If you think of any then add them in the comments.




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31 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love them! I especially like #3. Happy TT!

pussreboots said...

Actually there are a number of books along the lines of #3. Happy TT.

Chelle Y. said...

So funny! Thanks for the smile before I go to bed!

Also, thanks for the encouraging words you left your comment to my post!

Juliana RW said...

interest post :D

Visit My T13, List of movies that I don‘t watch Thanks

Anonymous said...

As a child, and even today, I would gladly have read #2!

Zenmomma said...

Pretty funny!

Anonymous said...

good to see somebody ELSE is baaaaad too lol the poor wee hamster! come visit mine

DrillerAA said...

Great list! I needed a good laugh to start the morning.

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff, slightly scary. Good show.

Ivanhoe said...

That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh and happy TT!

The Gal Herself said...

These are sick, twisted and simply wrong ... which is why I'm embarrassed to admit I laughed very hard. (Thanks for visiting my TT)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I've used 10 many times. 13 sounds about right. 12 is right on the money. Bwahahahaha. Oh they are all funny and I just can't decide. Thanks for my first morning laugh. Have a great TT. :)

Open Grove Claudia said...

Ew... maybe we should write these books.... hmmmmmmmm..... ;) I will tell you that I laughed out loud at these

Happy TT!

Lori Watson said...

Okay, my TT only made me smile. Your TT made me laugh out loud at the computer. I don't what it says about me that this twisted stuff cracks me up but...I love it!

Holly said...

Oh you are a bad boy! (are you a boy?)

Maybe you won't think I'm horrible cause when I first saw your name - I thought it said "brain damage". (well it IS early and I've barely had my coffee...)

Thanks for visiting my TT-13!

Smiles,
Holly
http://theabundanceplace.com

Eve said...

This sounds like a George Carlin list. Thanks for the early morning chuckles.

Britni said...

Wow... funny!

Malcolm said...

I sometimes make references to cats and microwaves. I never considered a hamster. I am cracking up just picturing the illustrations for the book Curious George and the Rottweilers.

Karla Porter Archer said...

I'm sure we will see many books on #3s theme soon enough.

Happy T13!

Blessings,
Karla

Anonymous said...

Would you please write the second one? My brother in law would love it!

Hey, I'll even co-write with you and we can split the profits from the one copy I buy...

Darla said...

Are you sure #4 isn't a real book? I'm pretty sure I've met a few kids who've read it. :-/

WendyWings said...

I am pretty sure some kids did die from eating all their vegetables, my six year old just knows it ! :)

Jenera said...

Those are fantastic yet terrible at the same time! I love 'em!

Thanks for stopping by my blog today!

Lisa said...

Ok,as soon as it is written I want a copy of #5. Of course I think my husband might just be able to write it himself!

Happy TT, my list is up!

Robyn Jones said...

LOL! Ok...those are freakin hilarious...I would read them...to my children....if they weren't all teens....and so messed up already...(it is amazing what telling a child a cow is a horse and a horse is a pig will do to them in their formative years...)

myrtle beached whale said...

oh my God, that was funny. Still laughing here.

http://myrtlebeachramblings.blogspot.com/2008/03/thursday-thirteen-american-idol-rejects.html

Anonymous said...

Spot On/Hilarious list, DB !

Anonymous said...

You were here for my entertainment today ... very funny list.

How do you feel about standardized testing? I've posted 13 Anti-NCLB Sentiments to mark the end of a stressful testing week.

Happy TT!

Melanie said...

Hilarious! I loved it!!

Toia said...

My faves are #3 and 10. Very Funny! :)

Treasia Stepp said...

I have read these book titles before but I still love them. They continue to make me laugh each time.

Thanks for posting them yet again.