Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #68



Thursday Thirteen #68


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 More Answers to the 100 Questions Meme


Well I had an attack of lazyitis and Thursday snuck up on me again so I pulled out the old 100 Questions Meme. Here are the next 13 answers.

  1. 16. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I am not picky at this point in my life. I'd be happy that she had hair and eyes. I really have no preference but tend to shy away from unnatural colors, the greens, violets, oranges.

  2. 17. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? Fortunately I'm blessed with being both. :-) But if I had to lose one in an accident, I'd rather be smart than funny. The world is full of funny dummies.

  3. 18. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Java by the potload

  4. 19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Fungus. Although I do like sausage and anchovies too. YES ANCHOVIES!

  5. 20. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A sub. Lots of cold cuts and cheese.

  6. 21. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? Probably Dave and it was after he made me mad. I don't think we are ever going to get past it. Shame too. 20 years of friendship down the crapper.

  7. 22. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? No. I took French in school but when our regular French teacher left on maternity leave we got some pervert in who gave me the only "D" I ever received in my academic career. So when I got to high school I switched to Latin which is a written language.

  8. 23. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? How would I know? I am sure I was too young to remember.

  9. 24. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Several someones. But if you mean am I dating anyone right now, the answer is no. Halle and Tyra aren't returning my calls and Condi issued that restraining order thing.

  10. 25. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I wish.

  11. 26. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Anything that comes in XXXL. My jeans are of course Lardache.

  12. 27. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR? I wanted to get a Grand Cherokee last year but it was not to be.

  13. 29. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE? I invented a low impact squat that anyone can do anywhere at anytime. In fact I did about a hundred a few minutes ago. They're called "Diddly Squats".

Well there you have it. Another quick look at the twisted brain of Dane. Got a question? Leave it in the comments.




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35 comments:

MondaythroughSunday said...

LOVE coffee! Have a GREAT day!

mom huebert said...

Sometimes these lists of questions and answers can be um, uninteresting, but yours is not! (Guess that comes from being smart AND funny, huh?)

Nicholas said...

Very interesting. I like your dry sense of humour.

Open Grove Claudia said...

mmmm coffee!! Actually, I started a new workout program that has a bunch of low impact squatting. I never thought to call them diddly squats... ;)

Happy TT

adamswife said...

Love the diddly squats. I bet they're a lot easier on the knees than the regular kind.

Thanks for stopping by my TT.

Skittles said...

Oh my gosh.. you crack me up! Hilarious!!!! Are you always this funny? :)

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Pop Tart said...

Lardache -- gads, it's been ages since I've heard that one tossed around lol

Zenmomma said...

You crack me up! Diddly squats, I do those too!

Brenda ND said...

I love fungus on my pizzas too! lol

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

I love your sense of humor, Dane. Fungus, diddly squats, Condi and the restraining order...

What a great way to start my morning. Thanks!

Joyismygoal said...

I like fungus on my pizza too and Grand Cherokee's and I would be hard pressed to give up funny or smart too HMMMM good post-- thanks for demonstrating that humor you have not lost on my TT13 http://joyismygoal.blogspot.com/

Lady Rose said...

fungus on pizza - could use that as a diet tip :)

happy tt my very first one is up!

ellen b said...

Now that was funny! Happy TT to you...

The Gal Herself said...

I'm pretty sure that when you said "fungus" on your pizza, you meant shrooms. I mean, you seem like a pretty sophisticated guy with highly evolved taste. But please confirm, if you will. Because the other mental pictures may scar me for the remainder of my life. (And thanks for visiting my TT)

Darla said...

Well, this post definitely provides evidence for the smart & funny claim! :)

Reminds me of the poll we took in a reading group: would you prefer someone who's smart or good-looking? I thought the answer was obvious, until I saw how many people were answering the opposite.

Cindy Swanson said...

OK, you get the prize for the person who made me chuckle the most today! Great list. And yes, you are both smart and funny.

Dane Bramage said...

Yes for those who are wondering, fungus = mushrooms. So you don't have to worry. Besides Dominoes hung up on me when I ordered the sausage, anchovy and athelete's foot pizza. Unless you were thinking a jock itch and yeast pie. Then you have to call Pizza Hut.

Lynne said...

diddly squats huh? Sounds like my kind of exercise!

The Mama Bear said...

Definitely java by the potloads....that is fuel, right?

Diana said...

Great post! Made me laugh out loud!!

beeker said...

Love the post! Happy TT.

Nicole said...

Great TT! It's always fun to read about people. That meme is cool. Oh, and I love fungus on my pizza!

KarenW said...

Great questions! I took French in high school and although I passed (barely) I received more than one F.

Barbara said...

Kevin, I just have to know what FUNGUS is on a pizza. :) I love pizza, but that almost turned me off.

Also,you better drop that java before you get too old. :) I just quit drinking it back the last of June 2007 and have not had one sup since. My husband has to have it every day!

elementary historyteacher said...

I assumed you meant cheese when you wrote you liked fungus on your pizza.......but you know what happens when you assume.

I Liked your comment regarding my Bible superlatives. I just don't understand those who have to have proof positive to believe something....

FrogDogz said...

Great list! But man, asking anyone to do a list of 100 anything by meme? That's asking a lot of most blogger/slackers...

Dane Bramage said...

frogdogz that is exactly why I only do 13 at a time!

Ornery's Wife said...

I should hunt up this meme for future "I don't have any idea what to write about for TT" posts! You crack me up, though. I'm glad you didn't have to give up funny!
TM

Patty said...

LOL, China Pattern saleswoman... I worked for the Worster and Spode china shop at the base exchange when we lived in England. ;) Thanks for visiting

Tracy Perry said...

I bet I can do more diddly squats than you! I love diddly squats!

Great T13!

Dane Bramage said...

No one can do more diddly squats than I. I am the undisputed master of diddly squats. Why I'm doing them now as I write.

Sue said...

Great list, but 100 question meme?! Now that is ambitious!!

Malcolm said...

Sorry that I am late in checking out your TT.

Diddly Squat and Lardache... good ones! Lazyitis... I can certainly relate to that affliction.

If you are into trivia quizzes, I have one about former child stars posted on my blog.

Wani said...

Thats awesome! I do diddly-squats all the time!

Lori said...

Found your blog through Comedy Plus' TT today and had to check out any blog entitled Dane Bramage. Love it! I like your sense of humor. Great TT!