Friday, July 21, 2006
Headlines for Friday 7-21-06
Teen Obesity May Up Premature Death
Doctors urge teens to lose weight for a more timely death
'Sixth Sense' Star in Hospital After Crash
Makes claim from bed "I see sick people."
Dentists to give hurt panda false teeth
Dentist seek to reduce the damage caused by gumming bears
(Note: I just write 'em. I don't make you read 'em.)
Core Inflation Up Just 0.2 Percent in June
Democrats have a hard time spinning this into bad news.
Wholesale Prices Up by More Than Expected
I spoke too soon (Links to exact same article)
Private hospital rooms to be U.S. norm, experts say
National Healthcare proponants scream "We can't have that! Wards for everybody!"
Cleveland takes offense at Fiji Water ad
Oh come on now! The river only caught fire that ONE time!! Sheesh.
Vietnam to offer movies about sex on Internet
Entire population expected to cancel their Hot Zone Channel subscriptions
Tropical storm warning issued for Massachusetts
Residents say they get more wind from the blowhards they elected to the Senate
Consonant-loving thief takes Rs from signs
First case ever of a serial moron
Cop's night job as hooker is nixed
Officials began to suspect her night time activities when she started bringing her perps in wearing fur-lined cuffs.
That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
basil at basil's blog
Lyn at Bloggin Outloud
PUNishing Those Friday Open Post/Trackbacks at Bloggin Outloud
Getcher Nominations In!/Weekend Open Trackbacks at Third World County
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