Purpose of appendix believed found
Many believe it to hold supplementary material stored at the end of a piece of writing
Eat your food, get your money back
Diners preferred this to the "Get your food back" offer
Experts: Brain-Eating Amoeba Doesn't Pose Health Risk
Well not to Democrats anyway
Pulled over by an F-16
Now thats going really fast
New Prototype Phone Gives Fitness Check
The organ it is most concerned with is your wallet
Wedlock: Cops seize couple that robbed bank to marry
Vows to include "In Sickness and in Jail"
Customs find beetles stuffed with cocaine
Smoking these roaches would really get you high
Man Jailed for Trying to Pass $1M Bill
He failed to notice the sign that said "We do not accept bills greater than $500000"
Man wins contest with 1,524-lb. pumpkin
Immediately sold shell as wife housing to a Mr. Peter Pumpkin-Eater
Sculptor's crack baffles art world
But most agree it is better than looking at plumber's crack
That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!
basil at basil's blog
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