Bolton Finds U.N. Nomination in Jeopardy
I'll take "U.N. Ambassador Candidates who the Liberals hate" for $400
Pope Receives More Than 56,000 E-Mails
Pope works feverishly to avoid breaking 56,000 chain letters
Most Condoms in India Used to Make Saris
Indian government launches huge campaign to teach proper use of condom.
Zoo Tries to Get Chimp to Kick the Habit
Chimp stops smokinng starts using crystal meth
Russian Space Capsule Comes Back to Earth
Amazing example of that thing called gravity
Runaway Casket Careens Down Highway After Accident
Driver cited for driving under influence of death
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