I can't promise that this will be a daily feature. I do like headlines and admire the folks at basil's blog for consistantly providing headline fun.
Martha Stewart Gets Own Channel on Sirius
Other star systems try to woo ex-con
New Sensors Detect Speech Without Sound
Improvement over Democratic sensor which detects speech without thought.
Canadians take many roads to Rome
All Canadian roads to Rome eventually end at huge body of water called the ocean.
Woman admits setting Paris fire
Hiltons furious, Nicky vows to avenge sister
Sharon appears cool to delay
Texas Republican says Sharon is neato too.