Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 4/28/2005

Police Doubt Report That 'The Scream' Burned
Spokesmen say DNC chief Dean is highly flame retardant

Standing Room Only at New Cemetery
Folks still dying to get in

Porn Flick Profits Offered to Hospital
Proceeds from film "Deep Ears, Nose and Throat" to benefit Our Lady of the Skin Flick

Officials Heighten Duck Security at Summit
Infamous terrorist Don al-Duck seen nearby disguised in sailor suit

Nevada Lawmakers Consider Taxing Brothels
Whores won't take this lying down. Not the first time they've been screwed by lawmakers

Oregon Latest State to Consider Banning Foie Gras:
Angered Foie Gras lobbyist screams "What am I? Chopped Liver?!

And Don't forget to vist basil's blog and oystersnout for more headlines.

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