It is important to stay informed so here are some headlines:
Owners in Chimp Attack Won't Face Charges
Courts will stand back and fling poo instead
Spanish Classes for Native Speakers Grow
Spurred by success instructors now offer swimming lessons to fish.
Building a Better Pyramid
Palestinians announce new Isreali Immigrant Work program
Rotting Animal Parts Found in N.J. School
Parents demand teachers leave lounge and get back to teaching
Woman, 90, Grabs Bobcat's Tail to Free Cat
Goldthwait says "Lady, Let go my butt! I don't even have your stupid cat"