Bush criticises Iran's election
But Sean Penn's there keeping an eye on things. What could go wrong?
World paedophile register closer
Micheal Jackson estatic until he learned it wasn't like eHarmony
Oprah heads celebrity power list
Celeb's hot air content should provide energy to most of North America
Study Finds Climbers Face Diarrhea Risk
Climbers say when the guy in front of you has the Hershy Squirts you literally face diarrhea risks
Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan
Terrorist's credibility is low in the U.S. too but is still high with the MSM
Study Shows Having Baby at Home Is Safe
Still some moonbat mom will let her baby spend the night at Jackson's ranch
City Lets You Pay Parking Meters With Cell Phones
Finally a use for those obsolete dead telephones
Cheerleaders Disciplined for Feces Pizza
Girls swear Dominos has a new Pinch-a-Loaf topping
Cruise engaged to actress Holmes
Dubs relationship "Mission Impossible"
Oregon Cat Born With Two Faces
That makes two two-faced pussies in the U.S. if we count the Senator from New York
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