Dog faeces causes political stink
Mass confusion ensued as the stench made people think the Democrats were speaking
Royal cows predict good harvest
Prince Charles new bride writes an almanac
Introducing the chocolate candy diet...
The Michael Moore Diet will hit the shelves next week
'I'm not Piano Man', says Czech
I am the Piano Man says Billy Joel
Paris Hilton Engaged to Shipping Heir
Will marry Paris Latsis and become Paris Latsis - no joke.
'Mermaid girl' to have operation
Eager to start life over as Mermaid man! (Spongebob is estatic)
Shingles Vaccine Works in Large Study
Now doctors try to get it to work in small hospital room
Stocks Close Higher Despite Tepid Data
Productivity, Factory Orders Post Gains
Retailers Overcome Chill With Strong Sales
MSM doomsaying tries to blame Bush for bad economy, economy not listening
And as always, more headliney goodness can be found at the usual sources:
basil, moehawk, and Moe. ALTHOUGH Moehawk and Moe have been slackin in the headline department. I am calling the kettle black as I have only done headlines once this week. So here's hoping things get better for the guys and they get back into the headline rhythm.