Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 6/9/2005

Japan whale vote 'will be close'
Orcas rush to the polls just minutes before closing

Freak Medical Survival Stories
As if Micheal Jackson wasn't in the news enough already

US agrees to back UN nuclear head
Fission toilets to save UN millions on water bill

Last-ditch push for poverty deal
"You move to America, live in a cardboard box with all the garbage you can eat and all you have to do is vote Democrat!"

Groups Sue to Overturn Utah's Porn Law
Lawyers call porn stars to testify after allowing them to go through their briefs and handle their subpenas

Microsoft CEO Warns of Internet Dangers
The biggest being Internet Explorer

GOP Leaders Weigh Raising Soc. Sec. Age
Decide raising the age to 155 will make system solvent permanently

Grandfather Arrested on Child Porn Charges"
Actor Abner "Babycheeks" Young was arrested when it was discovered he was wearing Depends instead of Pampers

Jackson Lawyer Says Gag Order Not Violated
Gag reflex is history though

As a special treat visit The Capitalist as he does his own headlines at Laffin at the Left. And as always there is more headliney goodness to be had at basil, moehawk and Moes'.

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