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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, July 29, 2005

Headlines for Friday 7/29/2005

DaimlerChrysler's Schrempp to Step Down
Will join brothers Moe and Larry in retirement

Cell Phones That Literally Locate Love
Cingular annouces autodialing 900 numbers

Al Qaeda's Next Generation Spurring New Wave of Attacks?
Jean Al-Picard and Osama bin Ryker strap a tri-colbalt device to Wesley and beam him out

Arm Yourself with Vigilance While Traveling
Meet my Glock 26 codenamed "Vigilance"

Learn More About the Devastating Famine in Niger
For less than the cost of a cup of coffee a day we will keep your money and send our best wishes to the starving in Niger

Car Involved in Diana Crash to Be Examined
Experts excited to look over vehicle after all its only been eight years

Moby Has Newfound Respect for Eminem
Moby invites Eminem to next Bald Talentless Hack club meeting

And vsit the usual suspects, basil, moehawk, Moe, and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!

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