Jail for Nigerian bank fraudster
Man you mean that email I got was real?!
Egypt Had Warning Before Deadly Attack
Leaders couldn't beleive terrorist would actually attack THEM
Mass. Emergency Contraception Bill Vetoed
It's too late to prevent Ted Kennedy and John Kerry so why bother
Researcher Trying to Breed Tropical Fish
Attributes lack of success to fish not calling him after second date
Zoo Director Becomes Spider Monkey's Mom
After a difficult delivery monkey and mom are doing fine
Farmer killed by falling cow
Killer offered to Bill Clinton for Chelsea
What up with all the animals in the news lately?
Rare island birds threatened by 'super mice'
Pest control seeks kryptonite solution
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