How Can You Tell If Someone Is A Terrorist?

They say clothing makes the man and it is especially true for terrorists. Todays suicide bomber likes to dress for success and that is what gives him away. The top ten signs you may be dealing with a terroist are:

• 10. He goes to a White Sale for head wear.


• 9. He wears "Martyrdom is a Blast" tee shirts.


• 8. He holds his pants up with Det Cord.


• 7. He has a "My Child was a Martyr: They Blow up so Fast Don't They" tee shirt.


• 6. His vests comes in small, medium, loud, and extra damage.


• 5. Where he shops for clothes determines whether he uses cash or plastique.


• 4. His camel hair sweater makes him homesick.


• 3. He buys his own burial suit in advance and it's a Glad sandwich bag.


• 2. His flare jeans use actual flares.

And the number 1 sign you may be dealing with a terrorist is:

• 1. His jacket is measured by blast radius instead of shoulder width.

This has been a Precision Guided Humor assignment!