Food for Thought

Due to the huge number of body parts found in food lately (okay two fingers but that is not going to stop me) I thought I would do a little exercise in marketing. I have come up with 10 slogans to be used by companies should human parts found in food becomes more commonplace. Look them over and feel free to add to the list in the comments.

• McDonalds new Kids Meal now with 10% real kids


• Caucasians; the other white meat.


• Our Value Meal comes with a Sandy Berger, Matthew Fries, and your choice of Koffi (Annan), Juice (Newton) or Sheik (Mohammed Ali Hassan al-Moayad,)


• Feet; its what’s for dinner.


• Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.


• Need help with supper? Come to Wendy’s for a hand.


• We use only the leanest Charles for our ground chuck.


• Dinner on a budget? Try new Homeless Helper. Add one homeless person, bake Voila!


• Order from our new Dahmer friendly menu.


• We’re Beatrice and we’re opening up the top of the food chain

So they aren’t brilliant. I expect you to do better.