Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Headlines for Sunday 5/8/2005

Iraq PM suffers cabinet setback
Needs 8 X 1 1/4" screws to hold panel A to right side

Labour MPs call on Blair to quit
Blair refuses saying it defeats the purpose of winning an historic third term to give it away

Parties unite to fight king
Elvis could not be reached for comment as he is still dead

Conflict over India war hero film
Controversy arises as they try to locate an India war hero to base the film on

Mothers defend Jackson in court
Band hopes Jacko will agree to replace late Zappa as front mam

Zimbabwe TV raps UK poll 'fraud'
Internatizzle pimp have accused Zimbabwe of fraud n intimizzle in elections

Argentina's great beaver plague
And the beavers went up over all the land of Argentina, and rested in all the coasts of Argentina: very grievous were they; before them there were no such beavers as they, neither after them shall be such

As always, more Headline fun can be had at basil's blog, oystersnout and Moes' Woes.

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