Tax may drain world's top sperm bank
This on top of the fact that you lose interest after you make a deposit
Hardcore teddy banned from bear parade
Kennedy barred from driving float when it was learned parade route crossed a bridge
Auction of late pope's car tied up in court
Seems John Paul II made arrangements to take it with him
Stem cell experts object to Bush 'unethical' label
Much prefer 'unborn baby butchers' for alliteration
Greenpeace launches 'prize' for Amazon destruction
Won't stop until online giant is destroyed
Suspect Still on 18-Story Crane in Atlanta
Atlanta seeks help from Tokyo on Cranezilla problem
AT&T Worldnet Service - U.S. National News - Cellist Who Missed a Day in 35 Years Dies
Spokesman for family says she will probably miss next performance
Doctor Offers Advice to Severely Overweight Child
"Lose weight! You're so fat, If you ran away, they'd have to use all four sides of the milk carton"
Texas Family Finds Baby Opossum in Toilet
Dad remarks "I don't remember eating that"
These are courtesy of The Capitalist from Laffin at the Left
Austria Lawmaker Wants to ID Dog Droppings
CSI: Fire Hydrant gears up for first season
Senators Who Engineered Deal Aim for Trust
constituents say they missed the mark widely
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