Fears of trade in children as 300 boys disappear
Autorities rush to Neverland Ranch with search warrents
Paleontologist Helped Film With Delay
Scientist claims "Me and Tom shot House of Representatives Gone Wild II"
'Witch' was to be thrown into river
Luckily Babs Streisand gnawed her way out of sack and to freedom
Is Friday the 13th a Reason to Stay in Bed?
The first few films were okay but the last one was a real snooze fest
Mystery Illness Killing Racing Greyhounds
NASCAR continues to refuse buses entry until cause is found
Pentagon Plans to Close 33 Major Bases
Plan calls to replace bases with 33 Dollar Tree stores
Police arrest two suspected human skinners
After exhaustive tests police still find no evidence that these two are human
Actor Tucker Pleads Guilty to Speeding
Actor was trying to generate interest in a "Rush Hour 3" project
Lawmakers fired for smashing up hotel
Democratic core values commitee meeting gets out of hand
German senator douses homeless man with wine, quits
He realized he didn't have all the ingredients for Bum Flambe
Jackson aides 'stole nearly $1m
Staff rifled pockets for lunch money while Jacko entertained boys
Police court street dogs for their bark
Inspires new reality TV show "Cops' Bitches"
As always there's more Headliny goodness to be had at basil's blog, oystersnout, and Moe's Woes.