lawmakers object to fake penis for drug tests
Yeah, they're being real pricks about it
impotent ex-husband must pay damages
Yeah, he's being a limp prick about it
Bolton's Chances for Approval Brighten
R&B singer is happy at prospect of reviving stalled career
McDonald's Plans to Continue Healthy Focus:
Introduces new McTofu burger
Police: Runaway Bride Described Abduction
Admits details were from her "Hispanic Abduction Fantasy" bachelorette party
And that's the short list for today. Check out basil's blog, oystersnout, and moe's woes for more headliny goodness.
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