Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 5/12/2005

lawmakers object to fake penis for drug tests
Yeah, they're being real pricks about it

impotent ex-husband must pay damages
Yeah, he's being a limp prick about it

Bolton's Chances for Approval Brighten
R&B singer is happy at prospect of reviving stalled career

McDonald's Plans to Continue Healthy Focus:
Introduces new McTofu burger

Police: Runaway Bride Described Abduction
Admits details were from her "Hispanic Abduction Fantasy" bachelorette party

And that's the short list for today. Check out basil's blog, oystersnout, and moe's woes for more headliny goodness.

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