Pizza delivery ends prison siege
Crisis ended when Dominoes delivered 2000 large pizzas with extra armed guards on them
Europe stages nuclear crisis test
Had this been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to vaporize where you stand
Britons unaware of breastfeeding benefits: survey
"We just do it because it's fun" remarks 22-year-old surveyee
South Africa resort opens doors to blacks
It's the back doors but it's a start
Cannibal fantasist gets 13 years for murder
Looking forward to doing time in the JVA Stadelheim "buffet"
Archaeologists find Britain's oldest shoe
Still attached to Britain's oldest foot
Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved
Prince of Lies thanks newly acquired Johnny Cochran for clearing his name
Factory guard first to register for Iran presidency
In a related story, factory guard found beheaded outside Tehran registration office
For more headlines see basil's blog. Mowhawk of oystersnout has Jury duty so no headlines and Moe of Moes' Woes is MIA. What up bud?
Mowhawk of oystersnout spells his name moehawk. A fact I knew but missed in editing and a fact he succinctly conveyed in only two comments!