- Leader slaughters goats to ward off evil? Obama's efforts failed as McCain-Feingold is overturned, Scott Brown is elected, and Health reform is killed.
- German pensioner torches car battling frost Insert your own joke about a Hot Rod here...
- Prisoners dance for Jackson DVD When asked to comment the late entertainer said "Brains....BRAAAAIIIINS......!
- Pope John Paul II Whipped Himself as Act of Penance, Book Claims Book also says pontiff handcuffed himself and was fond of latex clothing.
- Alien Life Could Already Be on Earth, Say Scientists Obama reassures world that Pelosi was born here.
- Cops stop cyclist with butcher knife-pool cue axe Police come under fire for using non-standard law enforcement weapons.
- Jury considers if Kansas abortion slaying was murder Why does no one consider if Abortion is murder?
- Health Bill 'On Life Support' After Obama Appeal Republicans ask that the bill be given the same treatment the average American would receive under the bill and pull the plug!
- Bin Laden Blames U.S. for Global Warming in New Tape Claims he wants to destroy America to save the polar bears
- Pa. woman manages to crash car into her own home A remarkable accomplishment since she was aiming for the neighbors house
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