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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, September 02, 2005

Headlines for Friday 9/02/2005

Judy Garland's Famed Ruby Slippers Stolen
Clinton, Boxer, Pelosi, and other wicked witches questioned

Spindly bush saves police officers
A very fit and trim President rescues cops

Fats Domino Apparently Rescued by Boat
Was found along with his thrill on Blueberry Hill

Aid Efforts Halt Tenn. 'Idol' Auditions
American TV audiences have been rescued

Bus Convoy to Move Thousands From Superdome to Astrodome
Houston refugees expected to win with home field advantage

Louisiana Gov: 'Shoot To Kill'
Looter season opens, no limit

Clever Whale Uses Fish to Catch Seagulls
Rosie O'Donnell hires Charlie Tuna to capture Jonathon Livingston

Ohio High School Has 64 Pregnant Students
We now know what 64 girls did on their summer vacations

First Chimp Fossils Found; Humans Were Neighbors
Humans ask to return fossils of power tools they borrowed

Zoo stocks small animals to cut pollution
Will stock hybrids next for fuel efficiency

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, moehawk and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!

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