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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, September 23, 2005

Headlines for Friday 9/23/2005

Kate Moss Acknowledges Drug Use
By falling down, retching her guts out and babbling incoherently

North Korea Pledges to Drop Nuke Programs
Targets of these multi-megaton "programs" not revealed

IBM to Encourage Employees to Be Teachers
Company then plans to lower their salaries accordingly

Smoking Plus Beta-Carotene May Up Cancer Odds
People urged not to smoke carrots

Men, Women May Both Be From Mars
Unless they are Democrats, then they are from Uranus

Plague-Infected Mice Missing From N.J. Lab
Feds begin massive hunt for Pinky and The Brain

First Lady Tackles Poverty, Race Issues
Poverty thrown for loss, faces 4th and long, likely to punt

Katrina's official deaths top 1,000
Nagin still looking for 9300 bodies in New Orleans

Many Islands "Gone," Wetlands Gutted After Katrina, Experts Say
Looters claimed they needed islands and wetlands to survive

Mars getting warmer, may have quakes
Bush blamed for not signing Kyoto-Terra Meridiani accords

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, moehawk, The Capitalist and NOW also check out Eyes on the Ball News for more headliney goodness!

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