Woman Walks Every Mile of City Streets
Ugly prostitue has to work harder to earn living
Gene Maps May Help Drug Hunt for Parasites
Helps lead crackheads straight to rocker Simmons door
Hundreds of sheep follow leader off cliff
A fitting end to Dean's Democratic conga line
Activists strip to thongs to oppose bull run
Plan backfires as thong wearing Rosie O'Donnell really excites horny bulls
Lost Sappho love poem published after 2,600 years
"The poetess of Lesbos full of joy
Tis no mystery who this lass likes
How she envys the little Dutch Boy
With a finger in the dikes"
Woman Arrested After Giving Birth Drunk
Mother insists "I was wasted when it was concieved, I wanted to be the same way when it was born!"
Man Allegedly Bites Off Officer's Finger
He wanted to try a new Wendy's Home Recipe
Big Bird Sculpture Ruffles Feathers
Sesame Street icon posed plucked for statue
Corpse Falls Into Traffic in Texas
Mystery of what Dan Rather is doing during retirement solved
Jogging in Park OK but No Sex Please
Mystery of what Bill Clinton is doing during retirement solved
Graham Won't Go to London, Citing Health
He wants to keep his
Ex-Haiti Police Chief Sentenced to Prison
And he seem like a real Port-au-Prince of a fellow
Teen Who Lost Leg to Shark Back at Home
He was warned that his lawyer charged an arm and a leg but he wouldn't listen. Lucky to get 1/2 off deal.
Man Reveals Reason for Shooting Postman
Seems he rang more than twice
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