Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, May 26, 2006

Who's da Man? I da Man!

Gwynne at The Shallow End had this quiz:


Your Brain is 7% Female, 93% Male

You've got the brain of a manly man
Feelings, schmeelings... tears aren't for you.
You could break both legs and not get misty eyed.
A great problem solver, nothing ever phases you.


Yeah baby! I'm the MAN.


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Click on the above player to hear "The MAN Song by Sean Morey"

And While I am da Man, I still fall short compared to that man's man, Chuck Norris:


  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

  • Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

  • Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  • Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.

  • Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  • Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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