Thursday Thirteen #70
13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Children's Books That Were Never Written
Digging through some old stuff I found this list. I thought I would share it with you because that's the kind of blogging friend I am. So here are 13 Children's Books That Were Never Written
- You Are Different and That's Bad
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- Dad's New Wife Bruce
- Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
- Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
- Curious George and the Rottweilers
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
- Grandpa Gets a Casket
- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Oh there are some others I'm sure. If you think of any then add them in the comments.
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31 comments:
I love them! I especially like #3. Happy TT!
Actually there are a number of books along the lines of #3. Happy TT.
So funny! Thanks for the smile before I go to bed!
Also, thanks for the encouraging words you left your comment to my post!
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As a child, and even today, I would gladly have read #2!
Pretty funny!
good to see somebody ELSE is baaaaad too lol the poor wee hamster! come visit mine
Great list! I needed a good laugh to start the morning.
Funny stuff, slightly scary. Good show.
That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh and happy TT!
These are sick, twisted and simply wrong ... which is why I'm embarrassed to admit I laughed very hard. (Thanks for visiting my TT)
Bwahahahahahaha. I've used 10 many times. 13 sounds about right. 12 is right on the money. Bwahahahaha. Oh they are all funny and I just can't decide. Thanks for my first morning laugh. Have a great TT. :)
Ew... maybe we should write these books.... hmmmmmmmm..... ;) I will tell you that I laughed out loud at these
Happy TT!
Okay, my TT only made me smile. Your TT made me laugh out loud at the computer. I don't what it says about me that this twisted stuff cracks me up but...I love it!
Oh you are a bad boy! (are you a boy?)
Maybe you won't think I'm horrible cause when I first saw your name - I thought it said "brain damage". (well it IS early and I've barely had my coffee...)
Thanks for visiting my TT-13!
Smiles,
Holly
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This sounds like a George Carlin list. Thanks for the early morning chuckles.
Wow... funny!
I sometimes make references to cats and microwaves. I never considered a hamster. I am cracking up just picturing the illustrations for the book Curious George and the Rottweilers.
I'm sure we will see many books on #3s theme soon enough.
Happy T13!
Blessings,
Karla
Would you please write the second one? My brother in law would love it!
Hey, I'll even co-write with you and we can split the profits from the one copy I buy...
Are you sure #4 isn't a real book? I'm pretty sure I've met a few kids who've read it. :-/
I am pretty sure some kids did die from eating all their vegetables, my six year old just knows it ! :)
Those are fantastic yet terrible at the same time! I love 'em!
Thanks for stopping by my blog today!
Ok,as soon as it is written I want a copy of #5. Of course I think my husband might just be able to write it himself!
Happy TT, my list is up!
LOL! Ok...those are freakin hilarious...I would read them...to my children....if they weren't all teens....and so messed up already...(it is amazing what telling a child a cow is a horse and a horse is a pig will do to them in their formative years...)
oh my God, that was funny. Still laughing here.
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Spot On/Hilarious list, DB !
You were here for my entertainment today ... very funny list.
How do you feel about standardized testing? I've posted 13 Anti-NCLB Sentiments to mark the end of a stressful testing week.
Happy TT!
Hilarious! I loved it!!
My faves are #3 and 10. Very Funny! :)
I have read these book titles before but I still love them. They continue to make me laugh each time.
Thanks for posting them yet again.
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