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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

End of Thursday Thirteen



When I took my hiatus back in the Summer, I stopped participating in the Thursday Thirteen. When I started up blogging again I couldn't find the time needed to do the meme on a weekly basis. I told myself that I would start fresh and anew in 2009. Well it seems that the T13 people have decided they will no longer maintain the meme hub. So after 175 weeks, Thursday Thirteen has come to an official end. It may be possible that someone else may step up and take over the duties, after all the people who ran it recently took it over from the original founder. If that happens then I will no doubt start participating in 2009 like I planned. If not I have over 80 posts of lists of 13s in my archive. some were a lot of fun.  Click on the Thursday Thirteen label to see them.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #82



Thursday Thirteen #82


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Fun Facts About Walking


Friends to the rescue again. This time Kathy from Florida sent me an Email with these 13 facts about walking and the benefits of exercise. I may have modified a few.

  1. Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

  2. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck he is.

  3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  4. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

  5. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

  6. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

  7. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

  8. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

  9. I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

  10. If you don't get enough of a workout everyday pulling your own weight or pushing your luck, just add about 1000 diddley squats.

  11. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.

  12. If the benefits of walking aren't readily apparent then look at my mail carrier. He's shaped like Jabba the Hut.

  13. The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

So get out there and walk!




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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #81



Thursday Thirteen #81


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Photos Scott Emailed Me


I am taking a breather today. My friend Scott emailed me 13 pictures to post for a Thursday 13. This was a no brainer. If you like it then it was my idea and I accept your kudos. If you hate it it's Scott fault and I'll forward your hate mail and be blameless! Anyway here are some pictures of work done by an artist who uses nature as a media. The life sized bear is made from pine needles and the sculptures are carved from antlers.

























  1. Scott's accomplishments include writing a newspaper column, authoring a book, and driving a truck from coast to coast. Unfortunately, counting is not among his accomplishments so rather than make this a Thursday 12, I am re-posting a shot of Scott's best side.


This pine cone guy could be the real deal or a hoax. The guy could be a great artist waiting to be discovered or somebody is yanking my chain. You decide. But the last paragraph in the email said, "I know the artist would love to hear from you. Just to know where his art is being seen around the world. He said he would reply to every email and print out every letter for his scrapbook. You can write him here at[email address removed]. His Name is Richard Carpenter." I removed the email address so if you want it email me.




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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #80



Thursday Thirteen #80


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Memorial Day Memories


I had a wonderful Memorial Day so I thought I would share 13 highlights with you;

  1. Sleeping In All the way to 10:00. A pleasure I only get on holidays.

  2. Long Hot Shower The kids never sleep in so they were up at dawn's crack and long gone to terrorize the neighborhood by the time I got to the shower. Plenty of hot water and no rushing to be late for work.

  3. Blogging I am terrible about blogging on holidays especially ones that fall on Saturday or Sunday. I made an effort this year to post about Memorial Day. Especially after the great sermon Pastor preached Sunday morning about remembering.

  4. Rush to the Store The new Sav-A-Lot to get hot dog and hamburger buns. Plus I was having severe Coca Cola withdrawal symptoms.

  5. The Invitation A friend from church called and invited me to join him and his family at Progressive Field to watch the Cleveland Indians play. He had special tickets good for extra innings.

  6. The Preparation My step-dad had barbecued all day Sunday. My niece had been cooking Sunday and since 5:00am on Monday. She has announced that there will never bee another holiday cookout that she will be in charge of.

  7. The Meal There was steaks, pork chops, spare ribs, hamburgers, hot dogs, collard greens, macaroni and cheese, baked beans, potato salad, pop, and cake.

  8. Nuclear Destruction of My Enemies I played a relaxing game of Supreme Commander which has more nuclear explosions than any computer game ever made.

  9. Rush to the Store The new Sav-A-Lot to get paper towels, paper napkins, and more charcoal before "they" arrived.

  10. The Family Faceless Hordes that Descended Like Locusts Upon My Home Oh they started coming and they just kept coming and coming and coming. Arrrgh!

  11. Hasty Retreat to the Environs of Garfield Heights With my exit strategy announced in advanced I drove off to where my friend and his family lives. From there it was just a quick 15 minute trip to downtown Cleveland and Progressive Field. Well a 30 minute trip since we had to turn around and go back and get the tickets that were still on the computer desk in his den.

  12. An Exciting Sports Spectacle Eleven innings of nail biting excitement as the Tribe led the game, let Chicago tie, then lost spectacularly in the twelfth inning by THREE runs. At least there were fireworks.

  13. Returning Home After Midnight I arrived to a quiet house, kids asleep. Good thing I had set aside a couple of pork chops and a burger, some mac and cheese and potato salad, because there was not a drop of food left in the pans. I resisted buying food at the stadium even though it was "Dollar Dog Night" and Sugardale sold over 37,000 hot dogs. I knew there would be a big plate of seconds for me carefully hidden in my office.

I had a great holiday which actually started Friday when I took an extra day off from work. We had a great Saturday preparing things and Sunday services were awesome! And I did take time to think about the men and women who sacrificed their lives so I could enjoy my long weekend in the greatest country on Earth! How was your holiday?




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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #79



Thursday Thirteen #79


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Songs by the iPod Mystery Artist


When I get buried at work like I have been lately, I like to listen to my MP3 player (since I don't really own an iPod). Well here are thirteen songs by the mystery artist(s). I am pretty sure you will have it figured out by number 13!

  1. Gloria

  2. So You Say

  3. Joy Spring

  4. Twilight Tone

    I never knew there was a video for this song. An absolute fav.

  5. Body and Soul

  6. Shaker Song

  7. Four Brothers

  8. Night in Tunisia

  9. Java Jive

  10. Operator

  11. Birdland

    This was such a find. There are only two acceptable versions of the song Birdland. The original by Weather Report and the version by the mystery artist. BOTH OF THEM PERFORM IN THIS VIDEO! How cool is that?

  12. Soul Food to Go

  13. Boy from New York City

    Okay if you don't know by now then this signature song should give it away.

Leave your guess in the comments.




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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Real Life - No Thursday Thirteen

I apologize, I know this is the second week in a row I neglected my Thursday Thirteen. But I have been buried at work and home. Add to that a battery of medical tests and scans and I have not had the time or energy to put 13 coherent thoughts together.  I started my "gross" edition last week but never finished and I had hoped to get one in late today but fate had other plans.

Again I apologize and to make it up, I will give you a free McDonald's Chicken sandwich. Today only just rush over to Micky D's  before 7:00PM but you have to buy your own medium or large drink. Tell 'em Dane sent you. There. That should do it!
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #78



Thursday Thirteen #78


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Things to Buy with My Incentive Check


Well the incentive checks are coming soon. I will have $300 just burning a hole in my pocket. Here is a list of 13 things I might get with my money.

  1. A Tank of Gas Well at least a half a tank, prices being what they are.

  2. New Shoes Once upon a time, 75 pounds ago I had normal feet and bought shoes at normal shoe stores. Now my off-the -rack feet have become especially wide! I now have to order special shoes at premium prices.

  3. Ink Cartridges for my Printer With $300 I might be able to get a complete set of 3 cartridges, or two new printers!

  4. One Night in a Luxury Hotel Suite You know, the one with the jacuzzi and stocked fridge. A can of Coke is usually $2.00. Man, that's living.

  5. 900 Text Messages I don't have unlimited texting on my cell plan. If my teenage nephew get's hold of my phone again this is about what I would wind up paying. (His folks took his phone because they discovered he texted all day in school instead of doing school work.)

  6. Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant If I can spend over $100 at an Outback, I am sure I could blow a wad at a really nice place. (Not that the Outback isn't nice. I love that place.)

  7. A Decent Priced Hooker Just kidding.

  8. Half a Dozen Skanky Hookers Truly more bang for your buck but again I kid.

  9. Road Trip Anywhere. I am ready to go now!

  10. A New Digital Camera The one I want is too expensive for my incentive check.

  11. A 50" Flat Panel Plasma TV Yeah right. Maybe if I got five to ten incentive checks.

  12. Home Repairs The deck needs stained and waterproofed. The Joy of home ownership.

  13. My Prescription Meds Even with my insurance plan, I spend a bunch of money getting my meds refilled. Normally I try to stagger the purchase but hey now I can get them all at once!

What are you going to do with your incentive check? Let us know in the comments.




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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #77



Thursday Thirteen #77


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Fun Facts About Earth Day


Tuesday was Earth Day. I conserved energy by sleeping in. They shut the lights off at work for an hour. I'm sure the energy saved cool the climate or caused a tree to sprout somewhere or something. I believe in not polluting the environment but I don't subscribe to the predictions of doom by the eco-prophets. And a lot of the so called science behind the claims of environmentalists leaves me leery. But in the spirit of the day I have put together this list of Fun Facts!

  1. Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to watch a TV for three hours. T.V. is so crappy these days that I'd rather skip three hours and produce a new aluminum can.

  2. Recycling one aluminum can saves energy equivalent to half a gallon of gasoline. Which gets consumed hauling cans to the recycling center.

  3. if every newspaper was recycled, we could save about 250,000,000 trees each year. At the rate rags like WaPo and NYT are hemorrhaging readers, this goal is doable.

  4. Only 11% of the earth's surface is used to grow food. 75% of the earth's surface is used to grow fish.

  5. The patron Saint of ecologists is St. Francis He believed in conserving water by not bathing or washing his clothes. He was also the patron saint of body odor.

  6. More than 20,000,000 Hershey's Kisses are wrapped each day, using 133 square miles of tinfoil. All that foil is recyclable, but not many people realize it. It's hard for me to find those teeny tiny recycle bins. But just think of all the protective headgear moonbats could craft from all that tinfoil.

  7. The world's first national park was started in 1872 at Yellowstone National Park in the US. The first can of beer went on sale in Richmond, VA, January 24th, 1935. The first six pack of empties was found in Yellowstone on January 25th.

  8. April 22 is the first official day of Spring in the Northern hemisphere and of Fall in the Southern hemisphere and was chosen to be Earth Day for this reason. Which is confusing to all of us who still view the vernal equinox in March as the first day of spring.

  9. Every ton of recycled steel saves 2,500 pounds of iron ore, 1,000 of coal, and 40 pounds of limestone So recycle instead of burying old steel in the ground where the ore, coal and limestone are.

  10. A modern glass bottle would take 4000 years or more to decompose -- and even longer if it's in the landfill. This has sparked the ecology friendly practice of breaking glass bottles in the streets where they decompose faster.

  11. One-third of the water used in most homes is flushed down the toilet. The earth friendly practice of not flushing not only saves water but reduces the build up of household guests with its odor.

  12. The Washington, DC-based Institute For Local Self-Reliance calculates that recycling creates 36 jobs per 10,000 tons of material recycled compared to 6 jobs for every 10,000 of tons brought to traditional disposal facilities Which is great because 10,000 tons of recycled materials put 50 lumberjacks, miners and factory laborers out of work.

  13. The average American uses seven trees a year in paper, wood, and other products made from trees. This amounts to about 2,000,000,000 trees per year! Rain forests are being cut down at the rate of 100 acres per minute!Every week about 20 species of plants and animals become extinct! At this rate there will be no trees by next Tuesday at 11:33AM. But that's okay because all species of life will be extinct by then.

I am sure I will get it from the eco-purists out there, but I was just having fun. But when you think about it, can the earth's eco system be so delicate that it will careen out of kilter over a few tons of man-made trash, when for centuries, mother earth herself has belched contaminants into her atmosphere in quantities that makes man's contribution look like a soda spill? Wildfires and volcanoes chuck more "green house gases" into the air than all the cars combined. So why are we sweating?




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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #76



Thursday Thirteen #76


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Things about Me Beggining with J


I have seen a lot of Thursday Thirteens about descriptive words beginning with the same letter. I decided to do one using the letter J. I don't know why I chose J. But I did.

  1. jannock* This is me to a tee.

  2. jeremiad Some of my posts are this, especially when I am upset about the direction America is headed.

  3. jocose My mood most of the time.

  4. jolterhead Most of the people I deal with daily.

  5. joss** Don't believe in it.

  6. jink I have discovered to my chagrin that I can no longer do this due to size and age.

  7. jiffy The time frame people want things done by me but never for me.

  8. jettatura* I get this from liberals all the time.

  9. jejune How I find most of television especially reality shows

  10. jentacular* I have been avoiding items of this nature which is wrong since they are the most important of the day.

  11. jacobin What I try to expose and combat. The raison d'etre of Dane Bramage.

  12. jejunator* I am one from time to time. For spiritual reasons.

  13. jacent This is me in the morning. Not a morning person

Well in case you haven't guessed it, I used some pretty uncommon and unusual words. Hopfully with my dictionary widget you can double click on the word and the definition pops up in another window. Words denoted with * are not found in that dictionary however. The word joss is but the definition does not apply to me. You can find all the J words and their definitions here.




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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #75



Thursday Thirteen #75


13 Things About Dane Bramage
3rd Blogoversary Edition
13 Favorite Thursday Thirteens From Last Year


Sunday marked the third blogoversary of Dane Bramage. Over the past year I participated in 38 (of a possible 52) Thursday Thirteens. That is very significant because it means that instead of new material for this week I can just link back to some of my old T13! The links will open in another window if you click on them. Some of the pre Template change posts may be difficult to read because the text colors chosen looked better against a black background than the current blue one.

  1. #43 13 Bumper Stickers Not your ordinary "My kid blah blah blah" type, but bumper stickers that have meaning like "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian"

  2. #55 13 TV Theme Songs And you can listen to them too!

  3. #50 13 Tortures for Woman Whom I've Dated Because I'm NOT Bitter I think the title says it all.

  4. #41 13 Demotivational Posters Links to Despair.com and their great line of demotivational posters

  5. #40 13 Classy Insults You won't find "Up your nose with a rubber hose" on this list.

  6. #36 13 Things about Scott Murray's Book Trucker's Tales Friend, confidant, tattooed zipper headed mad man. Those describe my good friend Scott who wrote and published a book about life as a trucker.

  7. #42 13 Point Comparison of Colorado and Ohio The aforementioned Scott wrote this comparison of his state and mine. I supplied the editorial comments because, well that's what I do.

  8. #58 13 Things About Feet A topic near to my legs. Reported to be one of Quentin Tarantino's favorite posts.

  9. #69 13 TV Shows I would Like to Be a Character On A fantasy piece where I explore 13 TV shows that I could see myself as a character on.

  10. #65 13 Favorite Bond Films A list that spans four decades!

  11. #52 13 Comic Books That Became Movies There are a lot more than you think and I even had to leave many off the list!

  12. #64 13 Quips Heard During Colonoscopies More help from my friend Scott.

  13. #51 13 Questions and Answers from the Old Hollywood Squares Show ROFL down memory lane as we revisit some classic moments from Hollywood Squares

So there you have it. Another year of T13 to look forward to after looking back at some of my favorite moments.




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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #74



Thursday Thirteen #74


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Songs by the Mystery Artist


Well it seems like iPod lists are a popular Thursday Thirteen topic. well I don't have a iPod but I do have an mp3 player. And I thought I would make this list interactive. I have 13 songs by the same artist. You have to guess who it is. I've included three video clues so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. The artist is one of my all time favorites.

  1. Wow

  2. Hammer Horror

  3. Breathing

  4. Strange Phenomena

  5. The Dreaming

  6. Them Heavy People


  7. Cloudbusting

  8. Babooshka

  9. Why Should I Love You

  10. The Hounds of Love

  11. Wuthering Heights

  12. Running Up That Hill


  13. This Woman's Work


Thank you YouTube for the videos.




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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #73



Thursday Thirteen #73


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 "What I Should Have Said/What I Said"


You know sometimes your mouth works faster than your brain. And in those instances you utter something that in retrospect could have been said in a more kinder, gentler fashion. Here are thirteen of those times. What I should have said is first followed by what I said.

  1. Of course not! Why you look ravishing!
    No. Your big butt makes you look fat.

  2. Times are really tough for all of us. And I am sure once he bounces back he will be in touch.
    You knew he was a deadbeat before he was your baby's daddy.

  3. I'm sure he was drawn to your vast intellect and beauty.
    I'm sure he was drawn to your vast wealth.

  4. The screen says the flight is delayed. I'm sure it will be here soon.
    The plane ain't landing but your Mom's broom just touched down at gate 47.

  5. Well he's had some setbacks with his health and other issues.
    The lazy bum is deathly allergic to work.

  6. No I have never had this kind of food before and let me just say the texture and smell makes for a unique dining experience.
    Oh man this tastes like crap.

  7. I would describe her appearance as classical. I bet men surround her staring, transfixed by her look.
    The trick is not to stare directly at her face, instead use shiny surfaces.

  8. Genetics is a powerful thing and he could very well inherit your brains.
    Since you're a dumbass chances are he'll be a dumbass too.

  9. Let's hold off on the drinks until we get to the air conditioned room.
    You know how your mom sweats.

  10. You're Sisters? I see the striking family resemblance now!
    Which one of you did Dorothy drop the house on?

  11. Dude your cologne is a little overpowering.
    Dude you reek. What'd you do, bathe in a latrine?

  12. Your track record isn't very good. And I see that these setbacks haven't diminished your perseverance.
    Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

  13. It's obvious you have championship attitude if they gave awards for it.
    You'd definitely get a gold medal at the Jerk Olympics.






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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #72



Thursday Thirteen #72


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Answers to the Photo Meme


This was kind of fun. Type the answers to these questions into Google Images and select one image from the first page of results.

  1. Age at next birthday
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    LSD 49 is the Harper's Ferry. LSD stands for dock landing ship. I guess the order of the letters isn't important.

  2. Place I'd like to travel
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    St. Thomas looks pretty cool. Besides I couldn't find any pictures of mars I liked.

  3. Favorite place
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    There's no place like it!

  4. Favorite objects
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    Boardgames are a great hobby and I love playing. I even go out of town to conventions to play.

  5. Favorite food
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    It is no secret that I could subsist on nothing but chicken seven days a week. Fried has got to be my favorite way of having it.

  6. Nickname
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    Just Kev.

  7. Place you were born
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    Not exactly a recognizable skyline but I was born in the Rubber Capital of the World. Akron Ohio, also known for the American Soap Box Derby.

  8. Town you live in
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    From the same page of images, since I live in the place I was born, here is Lebron James' high school jersey. Those colors are for St. Vincent-St. Marys, a couple blocks from here.

  9. Your middle name
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    Despite the controversy surrounding my middle name I have decided to go with what's on the birth certificate; Jessio.

  10. Your last name
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    OMG! Cady left ATWT!

  11. First job
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    And basically the only job since 1984

  12. Bad Habit
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    It might be procrastination; or it could be
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  13. Grandmother's name
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    My maternal grandmother was Leoda. Leonardo Da Vinci drew this picture. Not of my grandmother mind you.

There's thirteen for you. I have more. If you want to know my favorite color and favorite book and photo answers to eight more questions check out I Blog The Body Electric




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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #71



Thursday Thirteen #71


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Things to Ponder


Nothing too deep this week. Just 13 things that makes you wonder some times.

  1. If crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime?

  2. Why do fingers and toes wrinkle in the bath, but not the rest of our body?

  3. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

  4. If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, how come rhinos are nearly extinct?

  5. Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

  6. How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

  7. Why can't I find any illegal-sized paper?

  8. Why are people overwhelmed but never just whelmed?

  9. When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?

  10. Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive around the building?

  11. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

  12. If beauty is only skin deep, how can some people be described as having an inner beauty?

  13. If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops, what's a workstation?






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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #70



Thursday Thirteen #70


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Children's Books That Were Never Written


Digging through some old stuff I found this list. I thought I would share it with you because that's the kind of blogging friend I am. So here are 13 Children's Books That Were Never Written

  1. You Are Different and That's Bad

  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

  3. Dad's New Wife Bruce

  4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

  5. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

  6. Curious George and the Rottweilers

  7. Strangers Have the Best Candy

  8. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

  9. Some Kittens Can Fly

  10. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

  11. Grandpa Gets a Casket

  12. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

  13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Oh there are some others I'm sure. If you think of any then add them in the comments.




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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #69



Thursday Thirteen #69


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 TV Shows I would Like to Be a Character On.


Ever wanted to be one of the "Friends"? Me neither they were weird. But there were plenty other shows that I watched and thought, "Hey it would be cool to be a character on that show." So here are 13 shows that I would like to have been a character on.

  1. Star Trek Man ever since I was a kid I wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before. I could have been a bridge officer. I quickly learned that I didn't want to wear a red shirt on that ship though.

  2. The Name of The Game I imagined myself working for Gene Barry as the editor/reporter of his only Black magazine. These days though I think reporters rarely investigate beyond their hotels.

  3. Search Hi tech spy/anti-terrorist organization. I would have liked to be a base operative working with Burgess Meredith

  4. Space 1999 I would have liked to been on Moon Base Alpha when it took off and started exploring the galaxy.

  5. Dr. Who How cool would it be to go tooling around the time-space continuum with Tom Baker or Sylvester McCoy? The current Doctor isn't bad but his writers can get preachy and anti-American at times.

  6. UFO I know this is the third British Sci-Fi show in a row but they did have some good ones. I thought it would be great to be part of a super secret defense force protecting the Earth from alien invaders. I think I would be an interceptor pilot blowing UFOs out of space before they reach Earth.

  7. Hill Street Blues I thought it would be cool to be one of the men in blue of the Hill Street precinct. I don't do undercover well so I guess I would be a hard nosed, by-the-book detective.

  8. Star Trek: Voyager I confess I had doubts about the show in the beginning but it grew on me. I wanted to be an officer who ultimately married the voluptuous and deadly Seven of Nine. She could assimilate me anytime.

  9. TimeTrax I wanted to be a second cop sent to the past to recapture escaped felons from the future.

  10. M*A*S*H You know they had a black doctor at the 4077th for the first episode(I guess they didn't feel comfortable calling him Spear-Chucker). I thought they needed one. Before Larry Linville left, I wanted to be a Black Winchester. Mad skills, sharp wit, high intellect, and class with a capital C. They must have thought the same way but made him white.

  11. Northern Exposure I thought that after the neurotic jewish doctor left, a funky fresh black urban doctor could set up practice in Cicely.

  12. Buffy The Vampire Slayer I was feeling too old to be one of the "Scooby Gang" but I could see myself as a militant watcher type of person. Special training and techno/arcane gadgets to fight evil darkness.

  13. Starrgate Atlantis Taking up residence in the Pegasus galaxy as a member of the military team. Or sometimes I imagine my character as a resident alien fighting the good fight against the Wraith.

So is there a show you wanted to be part of?




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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #68



Thursday Thirteen #68


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 More Answers to the 100 Questions Meme


Well I had an attack of lazyitis and Thursday snuck up on me again so I pulled out the old 100 Questions Meme. Here are the next 13 answers.

  1. 16. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I am not picky at this point in my life. I'd be happy that she had hair and eyes. I really have no preference but tend to shy away from unnatural colors, the greens, violets, oranges.

  2. 17. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? Fortunately I'm blessed with being both. :-) But if I had to lose one in an accident, I'd rather be smart than funny. The world is full of funny dummies.

  3. 18. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Java by the potload

  4. 19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Fungus. Although I do like sausage and anchovies too. YES ANCHOVIES!

  5. 20. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A sub. Lots of cold cuts and cheese.

  6. 21. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? Probably Dave and it was after he made me mad. I don't think we are ever going to get past it. Shame too. 20 years of friendship down the crapper.

  7. 22. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? No. I took French in school but when our regular French teacher left on maternity leave we got some pervert in who gave me the only "D" I ever received in my academic career. So when I got to high school I switched to Latin which is a written language.

  8. 23. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? How would I know? I am sure I was too young to remember.

  9. 24. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Several someones. But if you mean am I dating anyone right now, the answer is no. Halle and Tyra aren't returning my calls and Condi issued that restraining order thing.

  10. 25. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I wish.

  11. 26. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Anything that comes in XXXL. My jeans are of course Lardache.

  12. 27. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR? I wanted to get a Grand Cherokee last year but it was not to be.

  13. 29. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE? I invented a low impact squat that anyone can do anywhere at anytime. In fact I did about a hundred a few minutes ago. They're called "Diddly Squats".

Well there you have it. Another quick look at the twisted brain of Dane. Got a question? Leave it in the comments.




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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #67



Thursday Thirteen #67


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Romantic Tips


Well it's that time of year again. Valentines Day is upon us. If you are one of those last minute people like me, then you still haven't figured out what to do for the special person in your life. Don't fret. I have 13 things guaranteed to rekindle the flames of romance in your relationship.

  1. Show her you care about her finances and give her one of those discount coupon books. I always remove the "buy one get one free" food deals so she doesn't sneak out to dinner with someone else

  2. Always comment on her appearance. Tell her big flat feet are common on women who have attained her size

  3. Nothing says romance like those three little words: Candied Brussels Sprouts

  4. Never be a cheapskate on a date. Splurge and "Biggie Size" her meal.

  5. Be considerate. Be sure to hide the holes you poke in the bottom of her chocolates to identify them. And never tell her which ones you spit out. Let it be a surprise.

  6. She'll appreciate your frugalness when you cut pictures of the labels of designer perfumes out of her magazines. Then glue them onto the cheaper designer knock offs; besides no one can tell the difference in the smells.

  7. Sharing a romantic meal at a fancy restaurant can really spark the passion. So order what you want and just let her have your salad. You weren't going to eat it and it's all she orders anyway.

  8. Every woman appreciates the gift of cosmetics in bulk. Don't forget the beauty trowel.

  9. Reinforce the appreciation you have for the hours of work she puts in around the house by staying home and watching the game.

  10. Belching very loudly after a meal in a public place only affirms the level of comfort you feel with your special someone.

  11. Every woman loves receiving battery chargers and jumper cables especially just before your big surprise evening at the Car and Boat Show

  12. Women love it when you get frisky so chase her around the house with the socks you just peeled off after a twelve hour shift.

  13. Women love the gift of furniture. Invest in a comfortable sofa. You never know when it will be your bed for the night.

There you have it. 13 sure fire ways to start a fire of passion. Did I mention that I've always been single? You don't seem surprised by that. If you have a sure fire romantic tip, leave it in the comments




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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #66


Thursday Thirteen #66


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Movie Titles/Theme Songs


While sitting in the cafeteria the other day I heard an old Supremes tune. It was "The Happening". Wasn't that a movie? I thought to myself. "Well it's certainly an idea for Thursday Thirteen" I added. Some of these songs was more memorable than their movies. Some were monster hits to blockbusters. So here are 13 songs that are movie titles.

  1. The Happening The song was by The Supremes and Anthony Quinn did the 1967 film.

  2. To Sir With Love Lulu had a hit but so did Sidney Portier in the film also from 1967

  3. The Way We Were Babs and Redford did a film in 1973 that I can't remember but that song will never die.

  4. Shaft Richard Roundtree portrays the bad mother shut-yo-mouth in this 1972 film directed by Gordon Parks. Issac Hayes did the monster hit theme song.

  5. You Light Up My Life The song won an Oscar. The movie had the song in it which is the best you can say about it. I vaguely remember Didi Conn in this 1977 snoozer.

  6. Purple Rain Prince or whatever he's known as or formerly known as, made a couple films. This one from 1984 didn't suck. And while it wasn't as ubiquitous as "When Dove's Cry", "Purple Rain" got a lot of air play.

  7. Fame The 1980 Award winning movie spawned a TV show and both had the same popular theme song.

  8. Pet Sematary A story by Stephen King made into the 1989 film complete with a theme song by the Ramones.

  9. Xanadu You would think a musical with Gene Kelly would be awesome. This 1980 film not so much. Co-star Olivia Newton-John's theme was a nice little ditty.

  10. Superfly This 1972 film was blaxploitation at it's best. Shaft's Gordon Parks directed this film too. The great Curtis Mayfield made his solo career with the soundtrack to this film. I still know the words to "Superfly" and "Freddie's Dead". I can't find any hard facts but allegedly, the soundtrack out grossed the film.

  11. New York, New York Minelli and De Niro starred in this 1977 film. And while none of the versions from the film itself pop into mind, everyone knows that Frank Sinatra took possession of this song and is associated with it to this day.

  12. Footloose 1984 film with that Kevin Bacon guy that everybody is related to in seven degrees. Kenny Loggins does the theme song honors. A body double did the dancing.

  13. Grease A 1978 film of a play or something like that. Olivia Neutron-Bomb and John Travolta star. Frankie Valli sings.

I didn't list any Bond Themes because there are so many and my last Thursday Thirteen was Bond related. But if you have a another favorite list it in the comments.




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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #65



Thursday Thirteen #65


13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Favorite Bond Films


I love a good James Bond flick. And there have been many. This is a list of my favorite 13 Bond films. If you click the poster you can go to the IMDB.COM site page for the movie.


  1. Dr. No The first Bond ever. Sean Connery begins defining the role. Plus there's Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder


  2. Goldfinger A classic Bond and did any Bond girl have as provocative a name as Honor Blackman's Pussy Galore?


  3. On Her Majesty's Secret Service Connery held out and George Lazenby steps in as Bond (once). Many people hated this film. I liked it. Especially Diana Rigg who becomes Mrs. James Bond very briefly.


  4. Thunderball This Connery flick had a working title of "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and Dionne Warwick even recorded the theme song. It was later changed to Thunderball and a new theme recorded.


  5. Diamonds Are Forever The last Connery Bond Film (Not counting Never Say Never Again) and my favorite of his.


  6. Live And Let Die Roger Moore is my least favorite Bond. But I really liked this, his first film. David Hedison plays Felix Leiter and is the only actor to ever reprise the role. (Felix got married in "License to Kill" to that Three's Company gal.) And I think the theme song to this film was the biggest commercial hit of any Bond Theme.


  7. The Man With The Golden Gun I liked this film because one of my favorite actors was in it. No, not Herve "Tatoo" Villechaize, although he was in it. I am referring to Christopher Lee. Master of the Hammer Horror and who had to be the tallest whitest Fu Manchu ever filmed. People may not recognize the name Scaramanga; assassin with three nipples, but they know Count Dooku, Saruman and Dr. Wonka.


  8. The Living Daylights I am torn between Sean Connery and Timothy Dalton as to who is the better Bond. I liked this film not only because of Dalton but because of the scope. I think Bond hit all seven continents in this one.


  9. Licence To Kill In my opinion, the greatest Bond film ever. I loved seeing Bond on a personal mission and it was cool seeing Q in the field. I even loved the theme song by Gladys Knight. I am so disappointed that Dalton never made another Bond film after this.


  10. Goldeneye I waited for this film a very long time. Before Dalton became Bond, Pierce Brosnan was supposed to be Bond. However at the time, Brosnan was under contract with NBC (Remington Steele) and they wouldn't release him even though they had canceled the show. I guess it worked out for him though. He may have only done two films before the franchise got tied up in legal red tape after Fleming's death. The film was good but Brosnan's run overall was a little disappointing.


  11. The World Is Not Enough Perhaps my favorite Brosnan Bond film. Oh and I loved the theme song which put me onto Garbage.


  12. Die Another Day Can any film go wrong with a scantily clad Halle Berry? Otherwise I thought the film was a little over the top with it's gadgetry. It was more Sci-Fi than Spy-Fi.


  13. Casino Royale We have come full circle. A new Bond in Daniel Craig and a new Bond in the sense that this film is his first mission. Craig has the charm of Connery and the grit of Dalton. I can't wait to see where he takes the franchise.

Let's see, 1962 to 2006. That's 44 years of Bond films. Almost half a century. Who's your favorite Bond? What's your favorite Bond film? Tell us in the comments




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