Iraqis Try to Defuse Tension With Turkey
If tensions continue, will add stuffing and cranberry sauce
Pair Get Hitched at Ohio Haunted House
Couple plan to honeymoon in Ohio Scary Senate
You can have a personal chef
Most people just call her Mom
Ghosts, Vacuums and Other Childhood Terrors
And yet I have never seen a child dress as a Hoover Upright for Halloween
Dumbledore is gay, 'Harry Potter' author reveals
That would explain his expertise in fairy magic
Britney Spears avoids hit-and-run trial
Still has to deal with Hit-and Run marriage consequences
Critics blast 'namby-pamby' obesity ads
Tougher ads in future will ask "Are you so fat that you have your own zip code? Do smaller fatsos orbit you? When you go to a restaurant do they give you an estimate instead of a menu? You could have a weight problem Lardo!"
Winehouse held for drug possession
They tried to make her go to rehab but she said "No No No..."
Wildfires Bring Serious Health Dangers
Being burnt to a crisp being the biggest
Giuliani: I could end illegal immigration in three years
Bold plan requires annexation of Canada and Mexico
That's it for this edition of Headlines. Stay tuned for more headliney goodness!
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