Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Monday, January 14, 2008

Headlines for Monday 01/14/2008

Boxing Day Swimmers Plunge Into Sub-zero Water

Enjoying the Boxing Day miracle that prevents sub-zero water from becoming ice

Clinton, Obama Clash Over Race Issue
Democrats torn over which of their two black candidates to support

Cate Edwards Unharmed in Car Accident
Husband John unavailable for comments as he ran off after the ambulance

Chicken Doo Doo Mucks Up Iowa Road
Still don't know why chickens cross the road but we now know what they do while doing it

24-foot snake staying at Columbus Zoo
A 24-foot snake can stay anywhere it wants

Body found with rake stuck in head
Victim fell out of the tree raking leaves

Parents snort as school enforces pig rearing
Parents want to go back to child rearing

Wind damages historic Buffalo tavern
Now Buffaloes have nowhere to go for a drink and hot wings

Twins unwittingly got married in Britain
Has happened before but this is first time for conjoined twins

Bank robber uses drywall for disguise
Posing as a living room failed to fool authorities

Man goes out window with Christmas tree
First recorded case of man and plant eloping

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